It’s simple – when you want a man, you jab him with a Bothan Stunner, then while he’s screaming in pain, slap some stun cuffs on him. Then starve him for two or three days until he becomes open to suggestion, then double-check his bounty and see if he’s worth anything.

It’s simple – when you want a man, you jab him with a Bothan Stunner, then while he’s screaming in pain, slap some stun cuffs on him. Then starve him for two or three days until he becomes open to suggestion, then double-check his bounty and see if he’s worth anything.

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